The fatal flaw in Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) is that it isn’t Wonder Woman (2017). The Gal Gadot iteration of […]
A Year in Beef (Allegedly), 2020: Part 2
I’m winding down 2020 with the rest of my movie goals from the year, followed by my least favorite films. […]
A Year in Beef (Allegedly), 2020: Part 1
With 2020 finally winding down, I figured it would be a good time to think about my year. It became […]
10 Streaming Picks: December 2020
The winter is the best season for watching movies (…in a four-way tie with spring, summer, and autumn). For those […]
November 2020 Watch Party
I watched these movies over the month of November. Each is accompanied by brief comments and a recommendation (or not). […]
Hubie Halloween
I don’t want to jinx it, y’all, but I think we ended up with two funny Happy Madison movies released […]
The Many Planets of the Apes
I watched or rewatched all of the movies in the Planet of the Apes franchise. Some went up in […]
The Alleged Beef 2020 Halloween Primer
I make it no secret that the fall is my favorite time of year. Fall has the best weather, the […]
Zodiac
Hyper-reductive plot summary: Time passes quickly, but obsessions last forever.
Commando
Chris: “I guess they hadn’t figured out yet that you just turn the air conditioning off on set and give […]
On Clue
Hyper-reductive plot summary: Don’t blackmail a murderer.
Red Dawn
Chris: “This gas station has a remarkable number of weapons. I don’t think that’s normal, even out in freaking Montana […]