I caught three movies at the theater this past week: The Green Knight, Jungle Cruise, and The Suicide Squad. I […]
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1997: As Good As It Gets
“What if this is as good as it gets?” Truly a haunting thought in summer 2021.
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1996: The Rock
Let’s talk junior high school, and basketball, and Nicolas Cage, and Michael Bay, and Christian rock.
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1995: 12 Monkeys
You had a bullet from World War I in your leg, James! How did it get there?
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1994: Interview with the Vampire
I miss horny movies.
The Alleged Beef Guide to the 2021 NBA Finals
The NBA Finals are finally here. There are no dynastic teams this year. I for one genuinely enjoyed a postseason […]
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1993: Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Prince John: Latrine? Your family changed their name to Latrine? Latrine: Yeah! It used to be Shithouse! Prince John: Good […]
F9: The Fast Saga
F9: The Fast Saga is the dumbest, cheesiest, most incredible action movie that I’ve watched since—
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1992: The Bodyguard
(Breathes deep and summons forth the reedy, nasally voice that is the most frustrating part of his being, given his […]
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1991: The Silence of the Lambs
In which a genre is codified and Thomas Harris-style psychological thrillers are established as my comfort genre.
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1990: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Wise man says “forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.”
Army of the Dead
There are lots of reasons that Army of the Dead (2021, Netflix) is worth your time. There are a few reasons […]