Prince John: Latrine? Your family changed their name to Latrine? Latrine: Yeah! It used to be Shithouse! Prince John: Good […]
F9: The Fast Saga
F9: The Fast Saga is the dumbest, cheesiest, most incredible action movie that I’ve watched since—
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1992: The Bodyguard
(Breathes deep and summons forth the reedy, nasally voice that is the most frustrating part of his being, given his […]
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1991: The Silence of the Lambs
In which a genre is codified and Thomas Harris-style psychological thrillers are established as my comfort genre.
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1990: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Wise man says “forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.”
Army of the Dead
There are lots of reasons that Army of the Dead (2021, Netflix) is worth your time. There are a few reasons […]
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1989: Lonesome Dove
Random kid at basketball tournament: I get to be Zack Morris! Another random kid: Fine, then I’m the Cryptkeeper! 9-year-old […]
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1988: Twins
I’m still amazed that they never made a sequel to Twins. Twins 2, off the top of my head: Vincent […]
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1987: Three Men and a Baby
Goodnight, sweetheart, well, it’s time to go (dup duh duh duh dup).
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1986: GoBots: Battle of the Rocklords
Robots that turn into rocks, and forests that turn into parking lots.
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1985: Rocky IV
We’ve reached the VHS years.
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1984: Dune
I fall asleep every time I watch Ronin (1998) and Dune (1984). Ronin is a classic, a throwback Cold War […]