It is no Baz Luhrmann’s William Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, that’s for sure.
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1997: As Good As It Gets
“What if this is as good as it gets?” Truly a haunting thought in summer 2021.
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1996: The Rock
Let’s talk junior high school, and basketball, and Nicolas Cage, and Michael Bay, and Christian rock.
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1995: 12 Monkeys
You had a bullet from World War I in your leg, James! How did it get there?
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1994: Interview with the Vampire
I miss horny movies.
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1993: Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Prince John: Latrine? Your family changed their name to Latrine? Latrine: Yeah! It used to be Shithouse! Prince John: Good […]
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1992: The Bodyguard
(Breathes deep and summons forth the reedy, nasally voice that is the most frustrating part of his being, given his […]
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1991: The Silence of the Lambs
In which a genre is codified and Thomas Harris-style psychological thrillers are established as my comfort genre.
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1990: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Wise man says “forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.”
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1989: Lonesome Dove
Random kid at basketball tournament: I get to be Zack Morris! Another random kid: Fine, then I’m the Cryptkeeper! 9-year-old […]
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1988: Twins
I’m still amazed that they never made a sequel to Twins. Twins 2, off the top of my head: Vincent […]
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1987: Three Men and a Baby
Goodnight, sweetheart, well, it’s time to go (dup duh duh duh dup).