The 2021 NBA Playoffs start this week. The format has yet again changed (look, they gotta do something to get […]
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1989: Lonesome Dove
Random kid at basketball tournament: I get to be Zack Morris! Another random kid: Fine, then I’m the Cryptkeeper! 9-year-old […]
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1988: Twins
I’m still amazed that they never made a sequel to Twins. Twins 2, off the top of my head: Vincent […]
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1987: Three Men and a Baby
Goodnight, sweetheart, well, it’s time to go (dup duh duh duh dup).
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1986: GoBots: Battle of the Rocklords
Robots that turn into rocks, and forests that turn into parking lots.
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1985: Rocky IV
We’ve reached the VHS years.
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1984: Dune
I fall asleep every time I watch Ronin (1998) and Dune (1984). Ronin is a classic, a throwback Cold War […]
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1983: National Lampoon’s Vacation
“We watch his program… We buy his toys, we go to his movies… he owes us. Doesn’t he owe us, […]
Alleged Buff: Zack Snyder’s Justice League
Natalie (Dramatic, slow-motion sigh, followed by cranked-up fast-motion sigh, followed by slow-motion sigh): Let’s watch the damned thing. We […]
On Zack Snyder’s Justice League
The absolute first thing we have to talk about is terminology. As Steve Guttenberg once said to Roman on Party […]
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1982: The Thing
Embracing fatalism can be liberating.
40 Movies About Noises and Consequences, 1981: My Dinner with Andre
There is this tremendous feeling of possibility that comes from genuinely connecting with another human being.